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BetterHelp Found Sponsoring Traumatizing YouTube Videos That Create Its Own Customer Base

Online therapy company denies 'vertical integration' strategy NEW YORK—In what industry analysts are calling a "disturbing but undeniably efficient business model," online therapy platform BetterHelp has been discovered sponsoring YouTube videos specifically designed to traumatize viewers into needing mental health services, sources confirmed Tuesday. "

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